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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.

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  Soup is delicious

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.

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  Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I believe in your delicious

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