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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger

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  You are the reason we need health care reform

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.

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  Update: It didn't work

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE

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• (352): View more from Florida

  This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit

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  no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?

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