How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early