omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary