i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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