spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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