i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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