yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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