Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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