If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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