Soap is not a condiment
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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