i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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