I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am in a vortex of obligation.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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