Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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