Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's Friday. Sex?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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