I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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