I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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