SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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