How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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