Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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