Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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