U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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