dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
