Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.