whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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