high people should be assigned attendants
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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