Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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