Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Of course I have a pirate flag
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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