today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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