the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
