very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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