I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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