I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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