just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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