no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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