You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
