My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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