if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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