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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"

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  you make me proud to be your friend

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face

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  he seemed brazillian..

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  fuck.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.

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