Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
