just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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