i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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