I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
