How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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