You surviving the open bar?
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You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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