Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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