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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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