somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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