Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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