I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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