Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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