White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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