i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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