Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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