Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
