Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I want is dick and wine.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
