what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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