All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
soo... how was my night?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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