She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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